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        <small itemprop="datePublished" datetime="2007-12-25T23:01:03+08:00">December 25, 2007</small>
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<br />一隻左手不知道在掏什麼的聖誕老公公
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<br />竟然可以在街上公然擺出如此下流的動作
<br />這就像皮卡丘打手＊一樣對幼童心靈會有負面影響
<br />讓身為大中華區道德重整委員會會長的我本人感到十分沈痛</p>
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