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<br />在公司一直吐加上腸絞痛只好請假回家
<br />下午四點多時有人打電話想約偶粗企 
<br />偶心裡的OS是：四點才約八成剛被二十個人拒絕現在輪到偶吧 ！去你的
<br />然後委婉的告訴他我腸胃炎在家休息不方便出門
<br />掛電話後腸子一陣絞痛又回到馬桶上噴屎了 
<br />噴到一半收到簡訊 
<br />”我願化作益菌活絡你腸胃”＜－－敢正經的講出這種話還真是條漢子！
<br />偶整個傻眼到腸子又打結惹
<br />真是一句十分爛漫的情話縮～
<br />然後我告訴偶朋友 
<br />偶朋友縮他願化作直腸鏡窺探偶的腸子，幫偶看看它棉為什麼打結 
<br />偶看他是想變成直腸鏡後可以在肛門進進出出進進出出進進又出出吧！
<br />真是個下流鬼！</p>

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